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A joke )) - Steven - 05-20-2008

Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:


Re: A joke )) - Faw_Peter - 05-28-2008

:haha that's funny, have any other Steve?


Re: A joke )) - willyoumind - 08-18-2008

Steven Wrote:Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:

Oh my god, this is truly hilarious and the most creative jokes that I have ever heard lol

Nice one, Steve Wink


Re: A joke )) - Martin - 12-27-2009

Really creative and scientific joke. :haha
There is one more:
Q: What does a joyful Santa say about chemistry?
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!


Re: A joke )) - Laurentine - 12-29-2009

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Re: A joke )) - aimhigh - 03-24-2010

Lol, those are cute jokes.

Here's another one.

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.

"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.


Re: A joke )) - olivia - 04-09-2010

Hello,

Nice collection of jokes. These are really hilarious. :lol:
I want to share with you one of my favorite:

Teacher: You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
Student:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.


Regards,
Olivia


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