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Stupid and very funny American laws
#51
well hi kemale. Just wanted to surprise you it's a European forum, so most of us here are from Europe. We don't have laws that stupid as the American ones Smile And you, are you an American :quoi :-)
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#52
State Maine: shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack; you may not step out of a plane in flight; after January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
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#53
Wyoming: All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building; It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.
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#54
In Los Angeles a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. :lol:
Before beating his wife, he will doubtlessly have her consent
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#55
In Arizona there is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus, donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs :lol:
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#56
Illinois:
It is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American".

In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or "otherwise an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.
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#57
In Alabama you cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant. In Arizona donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. :haha
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#58
In Illionois it is against the law to make faces at dogs, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
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#59
In Massacheusets It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
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#60
In Maryland you cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.
If you stayed in prison in Montana, when you're freed you are offered 100$ and a horse.
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#61
In Colorado, a dogcatcher is to notify the dog, three days before they capture them, of their intentions. :haha
On Sundays, it is illegal to drive a black car in Denver.
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#62
In Iowa horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
In Kentuchy, by law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground".
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#63
In Indiana bathing is not allowed during the winter. In Iowa kisses may last not longer than for 5 minutes.
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#64
In Florida it's illegal to purchase alcohol before 1pm on Sundays in the city of Coral Gables. It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday.
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#65
In Georgia, Peachtree City, it is illegal to be homeless. Also, It is illegal to take a bath of orange peel
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#66
In Texas you are not allowed to have an open container in a car, also blinds are not permitted to go hunting as long as they have someone with them who isn't blind
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#67
In Illinois Jostling others is illegal, also the law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
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#68
In Florida men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown and it's not allowed to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit
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#69
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. In Wayland, Michigan, anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day
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#70
In Texas it is illegal to carry a pair of wire-cutters in your back pocket. In Dallas County it is illegal to own any realistic looking, phallic shaped, personal massager more than one foot in length.
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#71
According to the Minnesota Drivers Manual, "It is illegal to drive through a line of children, even when no crossing guard is present."

Good thing they wrote it, otherwise there would have been no children in Minnesota :lol:
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#72
Stay safe in California, as sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. :lol:
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#73
In Evaston, Illinois, bowling is forbidden and in Galesbug no person may keep a smelly dog
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#74
Riser Wrote:In Evaston, Illinois, bowling is forbidden and in Galesbug no person may keep a smelly dog

Also in Galesbug, there is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. :banghead
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#75
Terry Wrote:
willyoumind Wrote:
Benn Wrote:Utah: It is against the law to fish from horseback; it is illegal not to drink milk.

The research discovered that those men that drinking milk everyday will have 50% of chance to get the prostate cancer than those that only drinks 2-3 glasses of milk per week!

This means that the Utah government encourage the male citizens to have prostate cancer lol
you mean the chance is less to get a prostate cancer? How is that connected? I know milk is very good for increasing the health as a whole, and not separate parts.

Well, Terry. Believe me, as I was as shocked as you're, when I found out this truth about the relationship between milk and prostate cancer...

Read on this article and you will know more information about it!

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Note: For reducing the risk of having prostate cancer, you should eat more tomatoes but be sure to cook it well, as you don't want to be infected by samonella![/quote]


The risk is only associated with milk produced in the USA from cows that have been injected with a synthetic hormone, it does not apply to European milk or cows that produce milk naturally without chemical interference
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