Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:
:haha that's funny, have any other Steve?
Steven Wrote:Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:
Oh my god, this is truly hilarious and the most creative jokes that I have ever heard lol
Nice one, Steve
Really creative and scientific joke. :haha
There is one more:
Q: What does a joyful Santa say about chemistry?
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Lol, those are cute jokes.
Here's another one.
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.
"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
Hello,
Nice collection of jokes. These are really hilarious. :lol:
I want to share with you one of my favorite:
Teacher: You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
Student:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Regards,
Olivia
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