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What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - JaneRLange - 01-26-2011

Metaphor, analogy, allegory, they're very similar. What is the best metaphor for american politics that you can think of? 10 points for most clever.


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - CharlotteBMartinez - 01-27-2011

A large rectum that pulls in instead of out.


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - ShortforDionysus - 01-27-2011

A large troop of howler monkeys throwing poo at each other.

I think that is probably the best metaphor for Congress.


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - JamesABixby - 01-27-2011

Politics are like Root canals. It's a painful process of tearing out what's inside and replacing it with fake material, all to desensitize the nerves.


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - JohnLDehaven - 01-27-2011

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger. --- Don Luchesi, Godfather III


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - JoshuaLHollars - 01-27-2011

philosophy


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - ArianaRBanach - 01-27-2011

Joe the Plumber.


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - CarlosJBourne - 01-27-2011

A car.

The liberals are the gas pedal. Without the gas pedal, we'd never go anywhere.
The conservatives are the brake pedal. Without the brake pedal we'd go forward recklessly off a cliff.

Both are necessary, even each side doesn't think they need to use the other.


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - TiffanyJChen - 01-27-2011

a pig orgy?

a bunch of power hungry folks screwing each other over in the mud...

it's very messy and you don't want to be a part of it... but occasionally, something good comes out of it...

bacon... pork chops...


Re: What is the best metaphor for politics you can think of? - NancyDStrauss - 01-27-2011

Disneyland