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05-20-2008, 10:16 AM
Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:
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08-18-2008, 12:05 PM
Steven Wrote:Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol: Oh my god, this is truly hilarious and the most creative jokes that I have ever heard lol Nice one, Steve 
12-27-2009, 10:29 AM
Really creative and scientific joke. :haha
There is one more: Q: What does a joyful Santa say about chemistry? A: HOH, HOH, HOH!
12-29-2009, 07:36 AM
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
03-24-2010, 07:10 AM
Lol, those are cute jokes.
Here's another one. A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined. "It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
04-09-2010, 06:54 AM
Hello,
Nice collection of jokes. These are really hilarious. :lol: I want to share with you one of my favorite: Teacher: You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it? Student: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. Regards, Olivia Media Center |
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