Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
A joke ))
#1
Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex." Smile

Web Design Forums - Server-Side Web and Software Development discussions
Reply
#2
:haha that's funny, have any other Steve?
Reply
#3
Steven Wrote:Two atoms were walking down the street, and one says "I think I've lost an electron." The other says "are you sure?" The first says "I'm positive." :lol:

Oh my god, this is truly hilarious and the most creative jokes that I have ever heard lol

Nice one, Steve Wink
Reply
#4
Really creative and scientific joke. :haha
There is one more:
Q: What does a joyful Santa say about chemistry?
A: HOH, HOH, HOH!
Reply
#5
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Reply
#6
Lol, those are cute jokes.

Here's another one.

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

"Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .", the sodium pined.

"It's just a phase you're going through", replied the Bunsen burner.
Reply
#7
Hello,

Nice collection of jokes. These are really hilarious. :lol:
I want to share with you one of my favorite:

Teacher: You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?
Student:
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.


Regards,
Olivia


Media Center
Reply




Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)